Calling all cabaret performers! 

Can you dance? Sing? Perform magic and feats of prestidigitation? Do you tell a decent joke? Or an indecent one? Walk on glass? Strip? Recite poems or stories? Have a burlesque act? Hoop in a restricted space? Undertake acrobatics? Just do something freakish with a folding chair that the denizens of Black Rock City should all see before they die? 
It doesn't matter if you're a seasoned pro or have never performed before a crowd before: we have the space for you. 
Quixote's Cabaret Club and Bar is a group of (mainly) Europeans, who have been bringing a cabaret stage and bar to the Playa since 2005. We run shows on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday evenings, and love creating nights of the most varied performance possible. 
We have a basic stage, simple sound system and lighting, and can guarantee you a receptive audience. Unfortunately we're not really set up for bands, but can just about manage a couple of guitars and singers. And we don't have a piano. We get asked this every year. See the bit about coming from Europe... 
If you're yearning to perform, we've got the spot for you. Drop us a line at hello (at)
Moose onstage 2014